sir-unordinary:

Me when someones decides to drink my orange juice or eat my gummy bears…

(Source: sanciah)

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(Source: emlaudi)


markscherz:

YAAASSSSS

(Source: mychestpainwantsacigarette)


Im going to claim you as mine.

(Source: luhxnn)

(Source: p-i-s-s-i-n-g)

(Source: v-ison)

princexdevitt:

*eats all the chocolate*

(Source: flickr.com)

momofficial:

a new level of white boy


hipsterinatardis:

"das me"

(Source: queenpiss)

Oh God. .

jeffrawr:

poopflow:

God is dead and we killed him

i just cut my dick off