I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

I was watching batman beyond and I recalled this guy in the purple jacket, that’s actually a robot did a crossover with Batman Beyond….now can someone tell me what show the purple jacket robot dude is in? That show used to be my shit when I was a kid

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sir-unordinary:

Myself

sir-unordinary:

I’m sorry, after you said it’s as big as my hand I lost it..


sir-unordinary:

Me in class trying so hard not to laugh, especially when you’re strict professor staring right at you

sir-unordinary:

No wonder this is my friends favorite toy

No one is higher than an space ranger.

all-about-w:

Hahaha thats it! :D

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

mason669:

bluetoothtoaster:

pathwalker:

rasputin:

This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.

we can finally power the world with periods

oh god reblogging for that comment.

haha bloody hell

Lmfaoooooooo

sir-unordinary:

Some people are just too horney to be trusted with your feelings.

Her forehead is so big that it can print her thoughts…

I’m sorry, after you said it’s as big as my hand I lost it..


sir-unordinary:

Germany won…

femdom-blog:

facesitting in panties.